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Secretary Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.
George Good. Send her in.
George I mean the fellow's name.
Condi Hu.
George The guy in China.
Condi Hu.
George The new leader of China.
Condi Hu.
George The Chinaman!
Condi Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George Whaddya' asking me for?
Condi I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China?
Condi That's the man's name.
George That's who's name?
Condi Yes.
George Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi Yes, sir.
George Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi That's correct, sir.
George Then who is in China?
Condi Yes, sir.
George Yassir is in China?
Condi No, sir.
George Then who is?
Condi Yes, sir.
George Yassir?
Condi No, sir.
George Condi you're starting to piss me off now and it's not because you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condi Kofi Anan?
George No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condi You want Kofi?
George No.
Condi You don't want Kofi.
George No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi Yes, sir.
George Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condi Kofi?
George Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condi And call who?
George Well,who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi No, Hu is the guy in China.
George Will you stay out of China?!
Condi Yes, sir.
George And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi Kofi.
George All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi Hello Rice, here.
George Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Por lo que parece escrito por un dramaturgo llamado Jim Sherman poco después que Hu Jintao fuera designado jefe del Partido Comunista de China.
Secretary Yes, sir.
Condi Goodmorning, Mr. President.
George Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George Great Condi. Lay it on me.
Condi Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George Well, that's what I want to know.
Condi Well, that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condi. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi Yes.
